xavi

1. (Xavi) (181↑, 85↓)

A world-class centre midfielder from Barcelona. Keeps the team together. Probably the best player in the world.

Xavi is the best Did you see that sublime pass from Xavi that split the defence apart?

Author: Aimar http://xavi.urbanup.com/1223638

2. (Xavi) (167↑, 93↓)

Now the Spanish word for cunt.

Marcos: Did you hear what he said? Carlos: Yes I did, what a fucking Xavi

Author: goonerbear93 http://xavi.urbanup.com/5109936

3. (Xavi) (52↑, 17↓)

Sha-vee (n.) (A.K.A. Humphrey Bogart) The love child of Paul Scholes and Robert Downey Jr. - wild mushroom picker - expert back passer - and protector his two young butt buddies, Lio Messi and Cesc Fabregas (v.) The act of self-righteously shit talking about every team that beats you or even comes close to beating you, while claiming that FC Barcelona is the only team in the world that knows and wants to play football. (v.) the act of gathering your whole team to surround the referee. Then you cry and yell at him until you get the decision you desire.

Dude, don't Xavi me. The object of football is to prevent and score more goals than the other team, not back pass and play monkey in the middle for 90 minutes

Author: Massimo Busacca http://xavi.urbanup.com/6013005

Last updated: 2012.03.01